Guns don’t kill people; squirrels do.

The gun freaks will be talking about this for years. Enjoy.

Helen Williams, 44, flew into a rage after the man had gone to the shop to buy alcohol but found it closed, according to police reports.

She grabbed a ceramic squirrel and hit him over the head before using it to stab him in the shoulder and chest, the report said.

The wounded 41-year-old man ran to a neighbour’s home and called 911 after the alleged attack.

via Man stabbed with squirrel after returning home without beer on Christmas Eve | Weird | News | Daily Express.

Talk about South Carolina!